foulmouthedliberty:

sodomymcscurvylegs:

Being an adult is realizing that $5,000 is a lot of money to owe and very little money to own.

this is real


Scott Summers can cook, Jean says that his onion dip is worth dying twice for

Scott Summers can cook, Jean says that his onion dip is worth dying twice for

merlins-superwholock:

one-superwholock-to-rule-em-all:

audreyii-fic:

Wherein Ten continues to bullshit his way through being a Time Lord

*blames himself to get himself out of trouble*

with himself

"No one will miss me", "I’m better off dead"

after-crisis:

When I worked at a non-profit that handled suicide prevention, I had access to the donation records. Each month, a specific man donated 15$ to our organization. It was like clockwork.. same day, same man, he had been doing this for over 4 years. It always seemed odd to me but I never questioned it… until I saw a note attached one month. "For Noah- Dad"

his donation was once his child’s allowance.

I can promise you, they would miss you for the rest of their lives.

nprbooks:

This week in author birthdays…

Stephen King, September 21

"The road to hell is paved with adverbs." - On Writing: A Memoir of the Craft

F. Scott Fitzgerald, September 24

"I don’t want to repeat my innocence. I want the pleasure of losing it again." - This Side of Paradise

William Faulkner, September 25

"I feel like a wet seed wild in the hot blind earth." - As I Lay Dying

Shel Silverstein, September 25

"And all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet." - Where the Sidewalk Ends

T.S. Eliot, September 26

"Footfalls echo in the memory, down the passage we did not take, towards the door we never opened, into the rose garden." - Four Quartets

- Intern Bita

Images from top left: Courtesy of Scribner, via DRAW PAINT PRINT, via shelsilverstein.com, via scott & zelda fitzgerald and via Out of Print

Quotes via Goodreads


It wasn’t just Thor’s coronation Loki ruined, he used to ruin all of his birthday parties by setting the cake on fire or telling Thor’s friends about his brother’s embarrassing facts.

It wasn’t just Thor’s coronation Loki ruined, he used to ruin all of his birthday parties by setting the cake on fire or telling Thor’s friends about his brother’s embarrassing facts.

the graham norton show ft. diehard whovian peter capaldi
blandmarvelheadcanons:

Whenever Mystique is annoyed by Emma Frost, she transforms into Sebastian Shaw. This usually keeps Emma from talking to her for the rest of the week.

blandmarvelheadcanons:

Whenever Mystique is annoyed by Emma Frost, she transforms into Sebastian Shaw. This usually keeps Emma from talking to her for the rest of the week.

astonishingx:

Best X-Friends by Ed McGuinness

astonishingx:

Best X-Friends by Ed McGuinness

4rianagrande:

i hope u find someone that mindlessly plays with your hands and lightly strokes your legs and massages your back and plays with your hair and i hope that u feel like you’re home when u look at them